In honor of CARS’ last day, here’s my favorite post, from back when I was working on “CrappyMcCardCrap”:
Crazy Apple Rumors Site » Blog Archive » Apple Renames All Technologies:

.Mac will be renamed GMailExcept$100AndWithoutTheStorageSpace. iCards will become CrappyMcCardCrap.

Former CrappyMcCardCrap Engineer looks good on a business card.