A review of “Then We Came to the End”

by Joshua Ferris


I really, really enjoyed this book. I’d heard about the odd choice of point-of-view for the story, but it worked incredibly well.

The book is written in the first person plural, about which I initially (before picking it up) had misgivings. But it worked really, really well. Even when the fact that this somewhat different point-of-view faded into the background and the narrative rose to the fore it was the perfect way to tell the story Joshua Ferris cooked up.

It’s the book most people think they can write; those people sitting in an office all day with their cubicles and assorted cubicle flotsam keeping them company along with thoughts of escaping to another desk, at home, in front of a typewriter or computer. Or maybe a comfy chair at a non-closed Starbucks, pretending to write that next great American novel of the workplace and its soul-blanching tedium.

The characters Ferris assembled in this office, and the odd bond they share over the course of events (and non-events) captures exactly what a lot of these would-be novelists experience, and experience to such a degree that they feel compelled to comment on the circumstances.

So Starbucks or cubicled novelists, listen up! Stop! You’re going to have to write something else. Maybe about the pleasant people in Starbucks. Or how your writing is significantly different when you write down the street in the Dunkin Donuts because the coffee’s better (well, the sugar levels are better) and the atmosphere is completely different. Who knows? But Joshua Ferris has done a fantastic job, from start to finish how a lot of these things end… and he does it lyrically.

The Bell’s Tolling for You, I Think

80/1001

[From Matthew Michael Hanlon | Red Room Writer Profile | Red Room]

Look, kids, that’s where it is. I’m number 80 out of 1001. Has an okay ring to it… but wouldn’t it sound so much nicer in the top 50? Top 10?

We don’t have much time, but if you love me, if you really, really love me, you’ll want to get clicking. Get your friends clicking. Set up a contest-rigging outfit somewhere off-shore (Iceland? Plum Island?) to get clicking. Just click click click on that link above and get my good old RedRoom Author ranking up into the top ten and I will throw a fantastic party, I promise. Heck, get me into the top 50 and I’ll throw a mildly amusing party. I will attempt, with all the powers at my beck and call, to have a live chicken at the party. Two for the top ten goal.

But you need to do it soon. Because, you see, the clicks that matter happen before midnight, tonight. CDT. Which I believe is some fictional timezone they invented for the vast emptiness that is the middle of the United States. Why an empty bunch of land needs a timezone, I don’t know, so don’t ask me, but there you have it.

And drop me a comment or something (here or on the RedRoom, it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things), and I’ll try to do something especially nice for you.

Bees, their knees, and Springs Brook Park

If you were a bee, and you were flitting about, saying (buzzing, whatever): “Bzz, bzz… how about my knees, eh?” (Okay, maybe you’re a Canadian bee.)

And someone would say, “What are you talking about, bee? What about your knees?”

And the bee would respond: “Well, let me tell you about my knees. This is the deal with them: they’re Springs Brook Park.”*

If you are, like me, the father of two small(ish – they won’t fit into a raisin box, for example, and if your children do, you might want to see a pediatrician about that sort of thing… or a raisin expert about your abnormally large raisin boxes) children, and you happen to live in the area slightly North and to the West of Boston, Massachusetts, and it happens to be summertime, the best place in the whole, entire world happens to be (just coincidentally) just down the road in Bedford, Massachusetts.

It’s a combo pond/sprinkle park/play park that has a tidy little man-made pond with lap lanes for adults, a slide, and a gentle shore, sprinkler park with water shooting out in all directions, barbecue grills if you’re into that sort of thing (and a concession stand if you’re not), a volleyball court (sand), and sandy beach.

Well worth the trip this summer. Unless you live in Russia, like St. Petersberg… then the trip might not be worth it… aren’t there water fountains in Moscow, down by the Kremlin, to splash in?

* Alternately called Spring Brooks Park, Bedford Springs, Springs Brooks Parks, Brook Springs Park, Bedford Sprinkler Park.

A wombat, the sink, and how it got there