Eh. I can’t bring myself to have much more of a reaction to this book.

Some bits were funny. But the funny parts were quickly defused by some writing or scene or another that made you go, “Eh?”

The manufactured love between the two main characters (caricatures?) seemed forced, possibly because, and I’m so excited to use this, the characters really had no emotional depth. And I know whereof I speak, seeing as God Coffee will never be successfully sold due to a similar issue.

Not going to be on the lookout for any more Bill Fitzhugh books for a while, at any rate.