Q.I. Productions – a wombat, the sink, and how it got there

I just have to say how *nice* it is to be back doing Cocoa stuff again.
No Ruby. No(t much) Java. Just good old Objective-C and C.

Bruins Beat: Biggest and baddest brought back by B’s – Framingham, MA – The MetroWest Daily News:
I was hoping for Cam returning to the ice, bad knee and all, but I suppose we’ll have to settle for Vice President.

My favorite take on the whole thing thus far:
• Each one of Asante Samuel’s dreadlocks is a stick of dynamite.
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• Tom Brady can burn through locks with his smoldering eyes.
• The apostrophe in Donte’ Stallworth’s name is actually is a listening device.
• Vince Wilfork conceals a surveillance van underneath his jersey.
• Former wide receiver Reche [...]

I have no idea if this is real or not. Funny, whichever it is.
Australian Senator Discusses Oil Spill – Watch more free videos

Call of the Green Monster: Red Sox Offer Women the Opportunity to Give Birth at Fenway Park:
“The only tricky thing about this is that women traditionally need to spend a couple of days in the hospital after giving birth, but we’ll be requiring them to leave [...]