Magic Funtime Butterfly Ranch
We are the world's premiere fulfiller of dreams, handler of problems, fate improver.
Since 1992, in our secluded beach-side headquarters we have fulfilled over 1,000,000 orders.
We accept nearly all forms of payment. You don't pay until we've fulfilled your order.*
Since 1992, in our secluded beach-side headquarters we have fulfilled over 1,000,000 orders.
We accept nearly all forms of payment. You don't pay until we've fulfilled your order.*
Orders processed:
Our latest satisfied customers:
Our latest satisfied customers:
"Get my wife and daughter back to me." -- William Murphy
"Make sure my best friend is safe." -- Germaine Bousquet
"Find my husband." -- Laura Murphy
"Please find my dad." -- Sadie Murphy
"Let Leslie say yes." -- Harry Stokes
"GET ME BACK MY TIME MACHINE!" -- The Director
All sorts of payment accepted once your order is fulfilled.
* Disclaimer: We will not actually ever charge you. This is purely a fictional website for a fictional company based in and amongst the nonfictional dunes of Wellfleet, Massachusetts in a novel by Matthew Hanlon called Trip to the Quiet Room.